Apparently, Elliot has the best response for everything.
But when in a bar….
All I know about Naval Procurement Officers I learnt from this film.
The two drinks on the tray are Tom Collins and (probably) Pink Margarita.
Never use sweet and sour mix….
60 mL absinthe (2 parts)
60 mL vodka (2 parts)
30 mL green creme de menthe (1 part)
60 mL milk (2 parts)
Add all your ingredients to a cocktail shaker full of ice. Shake like Pam would shake a baby. Pour into an Old Fashioned glass. Serve with a green maraschino cherry. Contemplate your life choices; you’re in good company.
*You won’t be able to taste the creme de menthe over the absinthe, so you may as well get an absinthe that has wormwood. The wormwood you want is Artemisia absinthium (grand wormwood) but it’s psychoactive powers may have been exaggerated.